Policemen (by Kevin Eberhardt)

Little Bo Eberhardt?
Policemen
should not
Look like her
should not
Smell like her
How can I take her
Seriously
When she looks like
That
She's writing me a
Ticket
And I'm trying to
Picture
her
naked
By Kevin Eberhardt, included in the Crisis Chronicles Library by permission.
For more Kevin Eberhardt work, please check out his blog:
http://roundingofthestone.blogspot.com
as well as
http://agentofchaos.com/ke/index.html
and several issues of
The City Poetry (www.thecitypoetry.com).
His work can also be found accompanying images
by London photographer Richard Byerley at
www.richardbyerley.com.
Contact northern Ohio poet Kevin Eberhardt at ke767@hotmail.com.





*smile*
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Shouldn't the title be "Policewomen" and not "Policemen"? I don't feel exactly that way when the male police give me a ticket....lol
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no, it shouldn't
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I don't think the poem would be as good if it read "Policewomen."
Maybe if the right male officer gave you a ticket, Elena... lol. Or maybe not....
I've never had a female officer give me a ticket - it's always the male officers who have a hard-on for me. And I never want to imagine them naked, because then I'd have to worry about what else they'd try to do to me.
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Thank you, John.
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Oh, this is fabulous!
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A policeman with a hard on? LMAOROTF
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I give up...
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